Lyrics
Touch Grass, Son
[Verse 1]
My dad told me to stop staring at my phone
I said OK boomer, please just leave me alone
He started shaking, then he floated into the air
I started screaming, dad said hey listen up you square
[Pre-Chorus]
He said
Vibe check, yeet yeet
Zesty with the cornflake
Clapback, that's no cap
I dab on your bussy boy grave
You're giving N-P-C
Bruh I'm shook,
you simping for me
You basic-pilled and nasty
[Chorus]
Touch grass you got no rizz
Oof oof you got no rizz
Touch grass you got no rizz
Oof son you mid A-F A-F
[Verse 2]
My mom walked in, asked what's going on here?
Dad said go away, honey, I've got this dear
I tried to run away, but he teleported behind me
He said omae wa mou shindeiru, so listen up closely
[Pre-Chorus]
He said
Vibe check, yeet yeet
Zesty with the cornflake
Clapback, that's no cap
I dab on your bussy boy grave
[Chorus]
Touch grass you got no rizz
Oof oof you got no rizz
Touch grass you got no rizz
Oof son you mid A-F A-F
Touch grass, son, touch grass
[Saxophone solo]
[Outro]
Touch grass, you mid
Touch grass, you mid
You mid A-F, son
Touch grass,
you got no rizz
My dad told me to stop staring at my phone
I said OK boomer, please just leave me alone
He started shaking, then he floated into the air
I started screaming, dad said hey listen up you square
[Pre-Chorus]
He said
Vibe check, yeet yeet
Zesty with the cornflake
Clapback, that's no cap
I dab on your bussy boy grave
You're giving N-P-C
Bruh I'm shook,
you simping for me
You basic-pilled and nasty
[Chorus]
Touch grass you got no rizz
Oof oof you got no rizz
Touch grass you got no rizz
Oof son you mid A-F A-F
[Verse 2]
My mom walked in, asked what's going on here?
Dad said go away, honey, I've got this dear
I tried to run away, but he teleported behind me
He said omae wa mou shindeiru, so listen up closely
[Pre-Chorus]
He said
Vibe check, yeet yeet
Zesty with the cornflake
Clapback, that's no cap
I dab on your bussy boy grave
[Chorus]
Touch grass you got no rizz
Oof oof you got no rizz
Touch grass you got no rizz
Oof son you mid A-F A-F
Touch grass, son, touch grass
[Saxophone solo]
[Outro]
Touch grass, you mid
Touch grass, you mid
You mid A-F, son
Touch grass,
you got no rizz